Do you have a lot of patience and nerves of steel ? If you do, you have to play this flash game.
Your cursor is a missile
You have to move it through the labyrinth without touching the walls.
If you don’t have steady hands don’t think about playing this game.
Have fun ! […]

In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others.
Here are some really, really bad pickup lines,The Worst Pick-up Lines of All Time.
You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.
I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
I misplaced my Teddy Bear. […]

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual
old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the
usual three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third-world countries, and fierce global […]

The Physics of Christmas
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of
living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects
and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only
Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. […]

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk […]

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs
and your stocks not fall; and
May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol,your white blood count and your mortgage
interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your
urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your
psychiatrist, and the Internal Revenue Service.
May you find […]

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?
2.MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. DEMENTIA:
I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
4. NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses […]

It’s actually “Love Letter” with quotations, this has nothing to do with love, but it’s brilliant !
Dearest Ms Julie Yeh,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th of […]

Little Johnny got ripped off for Christmas and writes a letter to Santa Claus.

Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I”m writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote […]