An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one gulp.
His wife watched […]

Congratulation Kirsten Haglund !
Miss America 2008 photos

Kirsten Haglund - Miss America 2008 Profile
Kirsten Haglund (born 1988) is a beauty queen from Farmington Hills, Michigan who is Miss America 2008.
After winning the Miss Oakland County local title Haglund competed in the Miss Michigan pageant for the first time and was crowned Miss Michigan in June […]

Belt up - Heaven can wait

A guy without a seat belt in car accident, looks very painful !

Belt up, or suffer the pain

This one is quite funny but anything that gets the message across - is a good thing!

Irish seat belt, here, only the guy without the seatbelt survives, but he kills everyone else in […]

The classic Nintendo game Super Mario.
One of the most played game of the 1980’s.
It’s a simple game and fun to play, enjoy !

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain […]

You have to protect the stronghold, shoot the stick men with your mouse, reload your weapon by pressing spacebar.
When you have the money you can buy gunmen, craftsmen, silo, you can upgrades for the wall and you can fortify it.
Good luck !

Here are one of the best Yo Momma Jokes I’ve ever heard.
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i […]

Hot Dogs and games, what a delicious combination !
It’s Dubya’s first day at the job and it’s all a bit confusing.
Not to worry, create meals and deliver them to customers, it’s simple, but you have to hurry up, customers don’t like to wait.
Good luck, you’ll need it !

MEN AND WOMEN COMPARED NICKNAMES:
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will […]

Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A: The Spice Girls!
Q: What’s the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree.
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