Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.

Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color?
A: A light shade of clear.

Q: How do you drown a blonde ?
A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: She’s the one on her bike.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident ?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night ?
A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.’

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A: Play ball.

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
A: Siamese twins.

Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio-books?
A: There aren’t any pictures.

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age ?
A: “Today children, we will learn our ABC’s”.

Q: What can save a dying blonde?
A: Hair transplants.

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency ?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings.

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful ?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
A: “Is it mine?”.