If you like political humor you are in the right place, here is a collection of the best political jokes and satire.
Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures.

Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don’t you?
A: They get elected.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in […]

Here is a great collection of Doctor and Nurse Jokes, enjoy !
A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, “How is […]

Here is a nice collection of blonde jokes, enjoy !
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. “Here we go again.”
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” […]

A nice collection of music jokes, question and answer, Knock Knock jokes and more, enjoy !
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”
Hey buddy. How late does […]

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba’out turn ! Quick march!
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Abe !Abe who ?
Abe C D […]

Poor Chuck, he’ll do anything to get attention. Even resorting to vandalism.

Despite the best and most recent efforts by vandals, the new Albury suburb is nowhere to be found on maps and Albury Council has no intention of making the name change permanents.
But for now the sign stands clearly named after the Walker […]

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls !
Hello? Fred’s Restaurant.
Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs?
We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
”Sorry, we closed 18 seconds […]

Why do accountants make good lovers?
They’re great with figures.
What’s the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:”…….and ninthly…”
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of […]

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? “Nowledge.”
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I’m a college man.
Policeman: Sorry, […]

Women should not have children after 35.
Really…35 children are enough
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents … at bowling alleys.
After all is said and done,
usually more is said than done.
Save Your Breath…
You’ll need it to blow up your date!
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect,
therefore I am perfect.
I married my wife for her […]