May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs
and your stocks not fall; and
May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol,your white blood count and your mortgage
interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your
urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your
psychiatrist, and the Internal Revenue Service.
May you find […]

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?
2.MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. DEMENTIA:
I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
4. NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses […]

It’s actually “Love Letter” with quotations, this has nothing to do with love, but it’s brilliant !
Dearest Ms Julie Yeh,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th of […]

Little Johnny got ripped off for Christmas and writes a letter to Santa Claus.

Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I”m writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote […]

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only […]

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

Well they are not that dirty, Enjoy !
DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look
dirty and worn out with grease and dirt. They then went up to the
Dean and said that they had gone out to […]

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
___________________________
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without […]

Friends of Women..
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend`s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them…