Dirty Jokes - 18+ only

Well they are not that dirty, Enjoy ! :D

DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his…
4th wife….. baby doll
3rd wife…..china doll
2nd wife…..barbie doll
1st wife….. panadol !

HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name…..
The king was having sex with his mistress while
thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him “is it In Dear?”…

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because
every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas
women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name pls.’?
“Abdul Aziz ”
“Sex? ”
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”

SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and
sometimes you have to be
satisfied with self-service”

HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of “missing
persons”

SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY
section.

GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: “It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a baby
than have a tooth removed.”
Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly.”

VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her
tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”

OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten
everything

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One Response to “Dirty Jokes - 18+ only”

  1. anonymous on May 13th, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Racist? Do not make fun of other people, who knows maybe they are better than you

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