1. SCHIZOPHRENIA:

Do you Hear What I Hear?

2.MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. DEMENTIA:

I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas

4. NARCISSISTIC:

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. MANIC:

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks
and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and..

6. PARANOID:

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

7. PERSONALITY DISORDER:

You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout,
Maybe I’ll tell
you Why.

8. DEPRESSION:

Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is
Lonely.

9. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ……..
..(better start again)

10. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to
Me (and then took
it all away)

11. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.