Letter To Santa Claus by Little Johnny

Little Johnny got ripped off for Christmas and writes a letter to Santa Claus. :P

santa claus letter little johnny

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I”m writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.

I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.

I”m not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a ***king yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the *** were you thinking, you fat son of a bitch, that you”ve taken me for a sucker the whole ***ing year to come out with some shit like this under the tree.

As if you hadn”t ***ed me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he can”t even walk into his house.

Please don”t let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I”ll *** you up. I”ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you”ll have to walk back to the ***ing North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn”t get me that ***ing bike.

F*** YOU SANTA.

Next year you”ll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUKER.

Sincerely,
Little Johnny

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 at 5:17 pm and is filed under Jokes. You can skip to the end and leave a response.

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11 Responses to “Letter To Santa Claus by Little Johnny”

  1. panik mofucka on May 9th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    thats funny as all hell dont let me catch your big fat ass trying to fit down my chimney next year ILL F**K U UP

  2. Alice on October 18th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    What a hoot! Here I was looking for sites on Santa collectibles and found your site. Go get ‘im Johnny!

  3. towanda on December 10th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    That was to cute lmao

  4. alba on December 17th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    hi dear santa claus.for new year i wont to gives the world love for eacather.this is the more beautiful present for me.

    with love alba!!!!!

  5. Shower Screens on January 20th, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    How long do you spend a day coming up with stuff like this?

  6. Anon on March 22nd, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    EPICness

  7. bathroom cabinets on April 26th, 2010 at 1:01 am

    Remarkable stuff! Its looking very different style to write in such maaner to santa clause.

  8. lena awadalla on May 9th, 2010 at 1:10 am

    we are over wallah.fuck you bitch.dont talk to me

  9. lena awadalla on May 9th, 2010 at 1:11 am

    we are so over Nabeel.i am going with Isam.Wallah.

  10. weeds season 3 epidodes on June 4th, 2010 at 5:27 am

    Great read thanks!

  11. Sas on December 3rd, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    I had no clue kids could write stuff llike that xD
    None the less that was definitely hilarious, ” What balls you have to leaving me a fucking yo-yo! ”
    XD

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