It’s actually “Love Letter” with quotations, this has nothing to do with love, but it’s brilliant !

Dearest Ms Julie Yeh,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending
on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation,
there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger
share of the expenses.However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of,
on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to
your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romy Oh