March 21
Filed under Jokes |
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls !
Hello? Fred’s Restaurant.
Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs?
We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
”Sorry, we closed 18 seconds […]
March 20
Filed under Celebrities |
Here are some sexy pictures with Britney Spears dressed in a sexy leather outfit, you must admit she looks pretty good.
March 14
Filed under Images |
Graffiti - It’s a fun crime !
Crime prevention advice in arabic, help, I’m lost in translation ?
STOP BUS(H) Road Sign, funny as hell !!!
Yeah, God listens to Slayer too
Good Morning Lemmings
Graffiti Removal Hotline: 0800 … lol So funny
Ice ice baby ! vanilla ice ice …
You […]
March 14
Filed under Videos |
Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live - he gets angry as hell video
Sarah Silverman reveals on Jimmy Kimmel’s show via music video that she is having an affair with Matt Damon.
Kimmel then comes back 10 folds with his own video confessing he’s been having an affair too and it’s with Ben Affleck
on the bed
on […]
March 6
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Why do accountants make good lovers?
They’re great with figures.
What’s the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:”…….and ninthly…”
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of […]
March 1
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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? “Nowledge.”
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I’m a college man.
Policeman: Sorry, […]
February 29
Filed under Games |
You can choose between mouse ore keyboard controls (arrow keys).
- Each track has 5 checkpoints
- Race ends if you run out of time
Good luck
February 14
Filed under Images |
Happy Valentine’s Day !
Here is a nice collection of Valentines’s day images, enjoy !
February 6
Filed under Jokes |
Women should not have children after 35.
Really…35 children are enough
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents … at bowling alleys.
After all is said and done,
usually more is said than done.
Save Your Breath…
You’ll need it to blow up your date!
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect,
therefore I am perfect.
I married my wife for her […]
January 31
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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one gulp.
His wife watched […]