December 16
Filed under Jokes |
In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others.
Here are some really, really bad pickup lines,The Worst Pick-up Lines of All Time.
You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.
I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
I misplaced my Teddy Bear. […]
December 10
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual
old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the
usual three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third-world countries, and fierce global […]
December 9
Filed under Jokes |
The Physics of Christmas
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of
living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects
and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only
Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. […]
December 9
Filed under Jokes |
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk […]
December 7
Filed under Jokes |
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs
and your stocks not fall; and
May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol,your white blood count and your mortgage
interest not rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your
urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your
psychiatrist, and the Internal Revenue Service.
May you find […]
December 7
Filed under Jokes |
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?
2.MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. DEMENTIA:
I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
4. NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses […]
December 6
Filed under Jokes |
It’s actually “Love Letter” with quotations, this has nothing to do with love, but it’s brilliant !
Dearest Ms Julie Yeh,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th of […]
December 5
Filed under Jokes |
Little Johnny got ripped off for Christmas and writes a letter to Santa Claus.
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I”m writing to you today, the 26th of December.
Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote […]
November 28
Filed under Cars |
The birth of the IMPRINT RLS marks the beginning of a new sonic era. While the exterior flaunts a sleek, elegant, one-of-a-kind style, the interior also houses the core Alpine IMPRINT sound technology – making its mark as the absolute show-stopping vehicle for 2007.
The IMPRINT RLS by birthright started off as a Mercedes Benz R500, […]
November 23
Filed under Games |
Here is a cool free flash game, it’s all about strategy !
The game is great, you are with the Russians and you have the defeat the nazi bastards
It’s not an easy game, but if you play it for a couple of times you’ll get the hang of it, good luck !