Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A: The Spice Girls!

Q: What’s the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Q: What do you call two skunks doing a 69?
A: Odor eaters!

Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
A: To meet chicks.

Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q: What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches. A peeping Tom watches 20
snatches.

Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It’s not hard.

Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or 20
redhead?
A: The blonde — she’s eighteen.

Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Because they go and answer the door.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: Why don’t Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.

Q: What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow and blowing bubbles.

Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: A women will not take a 3.25 inch floppy.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Q: What does Hillary Clinton do right after she shaves her pussy?
A: She sends him to work.

Q: What do you call a man who expects sex on the second date?
A: Slow

Q: What’s the difference between Pee Wee Herman and OJ?
A: It only took twelve jerks to get OJ off.

Q: What do you call it when a women talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute

Q: What is the definition of nothing?
A: When a man with an erection walks into a brick wall and
injures his nose.