The Worst Pick-up Lines of All Time
In general, most pickup lines are lame. But some are a lot worst than others.
Here are some really, really bad pickup lines,The Worst Pick-up Lines of All Time.
You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.
I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?
Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!
What’s that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met!
Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them.
Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.
Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock.
Here is one of the worst pickup lines of all time:
Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
And there are more …
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Does heaven know they are missing an angel?
You know what would look good on you? …… ME!
Nice outfit. It would look even better crumpled up at the end of my bed.
Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is out of this world.
You must be tired…….cause you’ve been running through my mind ALL DAY.
Did it hurt?……..When you fell down from heaven did it hurt?
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you a parking ticket?…………..You got fine written all over you.
Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know, they are pretty bad aren’t they. Here now are some great tips on ways to answer those pick up lines, hope they help:
“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
“I would go to the end of the world for you.”
“Yes, but would you stay there?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?”
“Yeah, but this time don’t stop!”
“Hey, baby, What’s your sign?”
“Stop.”
“Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
“I think you’re the best looking girl in here.”
“Really? Well, I’d better go find the best looking guy then, hadn’t I!”
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