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Yo Momma Jokes, The Best Ones !
Here are one of the best Yo Momma Jokes I’ve ever heard.
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day” …
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!
Yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming people thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok.
Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.
Your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out !!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
Yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell.
Yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic.
Yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends.
Yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off !!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST !
If you know more jokes please leave a reply here, thanks ! 
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yo mooma so stupid that when she bought fake money from the dollarstore she thought she was rich
yo moma so stupid i told here to buy a color tv she came back which color?
yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a weighing scale, she saw her contact number.
yo momma so fat that when she walked in front of the tv, you missed three episodes.
yo momma is so fat you have to take 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo momma is so old she farts out dust
yo momma is so ugly she made and onion cry
yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles pored out
yo momma is so fat she got a cut and gravey pored out
yo momma is so fat whan she wore a red shirt everyone yelled hey kool-aid
yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said too be coutiude
yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus filled with white kids she said stop that twinkie
yo mama hairy she grew afros on her nipples
yo mama so fat she stepped on da scale and it said one at a time please
yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was over there
yo mama so stupid she stuck an energizer battery up her but and said i gat da power