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Yo Momma Jokes, The Best Ones !
Here are one of the best Yo Momma Jokes I’ve ever heard.
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day” …
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!
Yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming people thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok.
Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.
Your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out !!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
Yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell.
Yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic.
Yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends.
Yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off !!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST !
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yo mooma so stupid that when she bought fake money from the dollarstore she thought she was rich
yo moma so stupid i told here to buy a color tv she came back which color?
yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a weighing scale, she saw her contact number.
yo momma so fat that when she walked in front of the tv, you missed three episodes.
yo momma is so fat you have to take 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo momma is so old she farts out dust
yo momma is so ugly she made and onion cry
yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles pored out
yo momma is so fat she got a cut and gravey pored out
yo momma is so fat whan she wore a red shirt everyone yelled hey kool-aid
yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said too be coutiude
yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus filled with white kids she said stop that twinkie
yo mama hairy she grew afros on her nipples
yo mama so fat she stepped on da scale and it said one at a time please
yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was over there
yo mama so stupid she stuck an energizer battery up her but and said i gat da power
Yo mama so stupid that she got run over by A PARKED CAR!!!
yo mama so stupid she attempted to throw a rock at the ground and missed!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat she shows up on a radar
yo mama so fat she had to get baptised in the ocean!!
yo mama so short she has to take a run up to get onto the toilet!
yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise
yo mama so stupid she fell off a boat and didn’t get wet!!!
yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a bathroom and wet herself!!!!!
yo mama so old, when she was in school there was no such thing as history!!!
1)You know what, I’d love to have your mom over for dinner, but we don’t own a saucer and the neighbours won’t lend us any dog food, so we’re not gonna have anything to eat for her.
2)Q: What did yo mamma say when I walked in on her having sex?
A: “Fool, don’t interrupt me while I’m working!”
3) So how was dinner? Was it good? You enjoyed it? Ate your fill? Hmmm….shedid throw out the REST of the trash out though, right? Including herself?
PWNAG3!!!!
your mom is so dumb she shoved a battry up her arse and said i got the power
your mom is so black she goes to funeral naked
your mom is so old she ows jesus 2 pounds
yo mama
is so nasty. she pours salt water down her pants to keep the krabs fresh
your mommas so ugly when she goes places people runaway.
yo momma so ugly tha only thing flavour flav says is damn
yo momma so ugly she rubbed a lantern and the Jene came out n said i quit
yo momma so fat her pants size is hmmm lets see bitch lose some wait
yo momma so fat the difference between her and a horse is one is a 400 pound mammal n the other is a . . . . horse
Yo Momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wooookie
Yo Momma so poor i went to her house and stood on a lit cigarette and she yelled who turned off the heater
Yo Momma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
Yo Momma so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff
yo momma so dumb she tried to bury an earthworm
Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Yo Momma so ugly she gave freddie kruger nightmares
ACTUALLY THAT ALL SUCKED SON
BTW UR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN HER BEEPER GOES OFF PEOPLE THINK SHES BACKIN UP
WHEN SHE STEPS ON THE SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED…
your mama so stupid she was filling out a paper and it said sign here so she put scorpio
yo mama front teeth so big wen she sneeze she bite a hole in her chest
yo mama so skiny she can hula hoop thru a cheerio
yo mama like a shotgun two cocks and she blown
ya mama like a jag she burn 4 rubbers in one night
yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctor they had to coe up with somthing than oooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeesssseeeee to explain what weighing group she was in
Yo mama is so fat, that when she falls off the bed she falls off from both sides!
Yo mama is so fat, that the whales came outa the sea and sang “We are family! Although your fatter than me!”
Yo mama is so fat, that when she passed infront of the TV I missed 3 episodes of The Simpsons
Yo mama is so fat, that when I tried to feed her, I lost my hand
Yo mama is so ugly that when she applied for an ugly competition, they said “Sorry, no proffesionals”
Yo mama is so fat, she lives in an obesity center.
Yo mama is so fat, that her bellybutton is bigger than Mars
Adding to my previous comment:
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck
Yo mama is so fat that when she tried to do a hula hoop she got stuck
Yo mama is so fat, that when she fell from the sky, she made the worlds largest crator.
Extra:
Yo mama is so fat, that she has other fat people going around her
Yo mama is so ugly, that when she looked in the mirror, the mirror broke
Yo mama is so cold(as in mean,hard-hearted,vile), that she froze the sun
Yo mama is so stupid, she failed a survey
ya mama is so dum she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she missed
Yo momma’s so fat, ugly, old and stupid, she gave birth to YOU!
yo momma’s so dumb she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What a great blog, you really put a lot of effort into this site.
yo daddy so old, he step n a boxing ring he got punch one time he blew dust.
Yo mamma’s so fat were inside her right now.
yo momma so hairy that when you came out you almost died of rug burn
yo mamma so fat when she farts it causes global waming
yo mamma so stupid when her toddler said his tricycle was brocken she filled it with gas
Yo mamma so weird and fat she said she could see the future she stepped on the scale it said 2030
yo mamma so fat when she wears yellow kids try to ride her to school
yo mamma so fat when she farted in the atlantic ocean it caused hurricane Katrina
yo mamma so fat if she sunk to the bottom of the ocean the whales would sing “We are family even though your fatter than me”
yo mamma so fat she made fat albert say damn
yo mamas so fat when she steped on a scale is said ” hang on im still spining”
yo momma so poor she got pregnant for the free milk!!!
yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out!!
yo momma so butch Rosie Odonald wouldnt even date her!!!
Your mama so dumb that when she bought a puzzle she brought it back cuz she thought it was broken!!!!!
Yo Momma so ugly when i took her around a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
yo momma so fat she sat on a playstation 2 and made a psp
yo mamma so stupit sh3 trip3d 0v3r a c00rdless phon3
yo mama so ugly when i took her to the zoo they said thankz 4 bringing her back!
YA momma so fat when she turned around they start singin all around the world!!